Have you ever noticed that the pacing, tone and story development of Pokemon changes after Ash is hit by lightning in the early episodes, how Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident?
22. You can find yourself by actually blogging your hopes, dreams, ambitions, and fears. …but if it’s too long, no one will ever know.
23. Nutella is life.
24. Reblog if this is an oversaturated cliché.
25. Tumblr is the 16th page of /b/. It’s the pet semetary for memes.
26. Miley Cyrus is a slut because… she just is ok?
27. The Chat button is the most useless feature ever, until you get a AIM account and people to talk to.
28. “I have [insert food here]! OM NOM NOM!!!”
29. My Life Is Average puts a magical aspect in Tumblr.
30. Wyoming never did, and never will exist in this spectral plane.
31. If you need an album, Tumblr always comes through
32. People like people that STFU and post pretty pictures.
33. Less Tumblarity = More of a real life.
34. More Tumblarity = Bitch, don’t hate me because post things and people like them.
35. Yoshi from Mario was a girl.
36. It is a law in the internet that when people refresh Tumblr around their parents, porn shows up.
37. Bulbasaur was never cool.
38. When you read it, you’ll shit brix.
39. People will take beautifully written creepypasta stories as actual fact.
40. If you have sunglasses on, and we can see your top teeth, we will reblog and say “DAT ASS.”
41. You will never sleep upon entering this site.
42. There was never a log out button, you just press X.
43. Pedobear is our mascot.
44. *Kanye shrug*
45. Dashboard Coincidences are made of the tears of some divine figure.
46. Pokemon is SRS BSNS.
47. Memes never get old here because they’ve died and Tumblr is heaven and hell at the same time.
48. TyPiiiNq LyK DiiS WiiLl GeT YuU UnFoLLoWeD QuiiK.
49. Search your name on Tumblr, see who reblogged and talked about you.
50. Despite what anyone says, this is a good website with good people, and I’m lucky to spend my time here. Almost all of you are amazing and I would love to spend at least one day in real life with you all.